May 2013
8 posts
mama-bird:
coffeeandklonopin:
coffeeandklonopin:
carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
carpe natem - seize the ass
Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.
carpe collum - seize the neck
a haiku about most of my pencils
jaclcfrost:
a second ago
had you a second ago
what the fucking shit
April 2013
41 posts
The awkward moment when you have a thousand tabs...
thedemoncloset:
sodamnrelatable:
WHERE IS IT OH GOD WHICH ONE IS POSSESSED
CONGRATULIONS,
YOU WON
Oh my fuck, this happens to me all the time.
little-uno:
thatstoomainstream:
It’s weird how in animals seeing ribs/collar&hip bones is considered sick or even abusive, but in people that’s considered beautiful.
This may have just changed my life.
Reblog if your Tumblr is NOT connected to your...
laugh-addict:
best-of-funny:
weezly:
wwiao:
my friend was walking down the street playing on her nintendo 3ds and it alerted her that there was another nintendo 3ds being played really close to her and she looked around and there was this guy walking down the other side of the street playing his 3ds and she ended up walking over and saying hi AND THAT IS HOW SHE MET HER CURRENT BOYFRIEND OF 5 MONTHS
...
the-doctor-to-my-tardis:
p41g3r4nk1n:
pumpkinappearifier:
maid-of-space04:
sawakoyamanaka:
kisa2012:
sawakoyamanaka:
butmaddnessismorefun:
sawakoyamanaka:
fagish:
sawakoyamanaka:
*breaks a glass bottle* who wants to fight *accidentally cuts someone* oh my god are you ok
this post is so canadian
i live in texas
you’re definitely Canadian
IM NOT FUCKING CANADIAN
One...
Can you imagine a TumblrStore?
craftybat:
mistcover:
peach-pwns:
flyingmintbunneh:
harrysexonlegsstyles:
lumos-my-world:
a store where you can buy all the things you see in tumblr
do celebrities count
^
can you pay in feels instead of money?
how the fuck do you pay in feels like just cry at the cashier until they nod and hand you your thing?
seems legit
auspisstice:
cyberdepressed:
HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS AND ARE EMPTY HOLES OF NOTHING THAT CAN HOLD SCREAMING CHILDREN FOR 9 MONTHS
i
lokithegodofchaos:
bripixiemonster:
lokithegodofchaos:
m-ignon:
dreamboatsandtrenchcoats:
Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus
Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that
//As a classics lover, may I give everyone who put notes on this a cookie? Come here, all of you. I love you all.
Yes.
//Come here. Have a whole box of cookies.
Fuck-
just take my...
27 tags
snorlaxatives:
“fuck this I’m gonna be a stripper” says the 14-year-old girl who just got a C on her math test
22 tags
king-of-the-crosshoes:
justagayunicorn:
...
bettywhite4ever:
fffcuk:
it snew today
i think i just busted vein from laughing so hard what the hell is snew an actual word
Reblog this if you like Harry Potter. No...
icarusing:
people who fall asleep quickly and easily make me so irrationally angry
like wow it must be so nice not to lie in bed for hours replaying every negative moment you’ve ever had in your entire life every single night
stravaganza:
chasing-snitches-in-the-tardis:
hungarian:
if there’s a watermelon there should be an earthmelon, a firemelon, & an airmelon
The Four Elemelons.
Avatar: The Last Melonbender.
Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.
wish-iwerent-here:
rawrawrawrimmahobo:
watchtheskytonight:
wicked-literature:
REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle.
my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack
I did it in the first try.
OH YEAH
OH MY GOD.
MY COMPUTER BROWSER FROZE AND I DIDN’T REALIZE IT. I COULDN’T BREATHE.
JESUS.
But the lack of notes truly worries me
Bam.
J
