Random Ramblings.

Apr 15
vanity-est-venganza:

officialundertaker:

i  DONT KNOW W HY IM LAUGHING S O HA RD A T  THIS

PET ME, YOU STUPID FUCK

vanity-est-venganza:

officialundertaker:

i  DONT KNOW W HY IM LAUGHING S O HA RD A T  THIS

PET ME, YOU STUPID FUCK

Apr 15
Apr 15
ponies-n-things:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

gravity-loves-me:

vulpixc0re:

Life lesson: If anyone is scared of you, lick them.

#okay but if legendaries are basically like gods this is like zeus coming down from mt. olympus and licking your face

if it was zeus he’d do a hell of a lot more than lick your face let’s be real

^ 

ponies-n-things:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

gravity-loves-me:

vulpixc0re:

Life lesson: If anyone is scared of you, lick them.

#okay but if legendaries are basically like gods this is like zeus coming down from mt. olympus and licking your face

if it was zeus he’d do a hell of a lot more than lick your face let’s be real

Apr 15

snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

Apr 15

mellow-sleep:

aluox:

blood-mages-anonymous:

x-the-fault-in-our-scars-x:

aluox:

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I don’t understand why but I really hate this shade of blue

God it’s actually making me uncomfortable

No I am uncomfortable. As a color deficient person I almost never see the color blue and that is the bluest blue that has ever blued.

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I believe our internal frustration with this stems from the fact that it is very similar to a certain type of computer message

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do you feel the anger and frustration?

Apr 11
doomed-morale:

thyartismurder:

holyhomoporn:

elendadventure:

spookylyriumspirit:

banimals:

I’ve had worse housemates. 

Is Death, single?

this sounds like a great idea for a tv show

Someone make this a book

so down as long as he does his own got damn dishes

me and Death can be bff’s for life

doomed-morale:

thyartismurder:

holyhomoporn:

elendadventure:

spookylyriumspirit:

banimals:

I’ve had worse housemates. 

Is Death, single?

this sounds like a great idea for a tv show

Someone make this a book

so down as long as he does his own got damn dishes

me and Death can be bff’s for life

Apr 07
captainarlert:

frothyfrothy-loins:

askinnyblackman:

sexuallyfrustratedshark:

tunnaa-unnaa:

oh no it’s the tie tans

………….
…….
….
what the shit
they are wearing ties
what the shit

can someone photoshop a tack onto one of them so it can be “a tack on tie tan”



sometimes I forget that the actual show is death and pain and suffering

captainarlert:

frothyfrothy-loins:

askinnyblackman:

sexuallyfrustratedshark:

tunnaa-unnaa:

oh no it’s the tie tans

………….

…….

….

what the shit

they are wearing ties

what the shit

can someone photoshop a tack onto one of them so it can be “a tack on tie tan”

sometimes I forget that the actual show is death and pain and suffering

Apr 07

atlantisglows:

Let’s just take a moment to appreciate Milo’s face

Apr 07
genderphobia:

kidkendoll:

Uh, didn’t Nicki Minaj bank a 12 million dollar paycheck to sit at a table every week for American Idol and doesn’t she star in a movie with Cameron Diaz, Leslie Mann, and Kate Upton this Spring?
Yeah, Im cook with being Nicki Minaj. You can be that disposable white girl.

disposable white girl omg

genderphobia:

kidkendoll:

Uh, didn’t Nicki Minaj bank a 12 million dollar paycheck to sit at a table every week for American Idol and doesn’t she star in a movie with Cameron Diaz, Leslie Mann, and Kate Upton this Spring?

Yeah, Im cook with being Nicki Minaj. You can be that disposable white girl.

disposable white girl omg

Apr 07

apinchofsanity:

fadingnebula:

ninjagurlftw:

spacemuffinz:

bowiesglassspider:

toomanyducttapetoomanyrope:

bowiesglassspider:

htepotat:

countsassmaster:

bowiesglassspider:

bowiesglassspider:

GOOD GOD THIS IS LIKE EATING RAW COCOA

EVEN AS I TYPE NOW I CAN FEEL IT BURNING AT THE BACK OF MY THROAT

DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT SUGAR IS

FUCK

IT IS STILL BURNING

I DRANK LIKE A PINT OF RIBENA

AND IT STILL BURNS

what a bunch of wimps

i dont understand its just chocolate its not even dark chocolate its just regular old hershey’s milk chocolate

what where you expecting

Just to clear things up I’m british and I was expecting a bar of chocolate that had some semblance of sugar or milk

Hershey’s just appears to be solid cocoa death

wait so is british chocolate just like pure sugar or something

Pretty much

How do you think we survive such long periods of uninteresting bland politics and weather

i love the real world news via tumblr

good lord try eating dark chocolate… i would like to see their reactions to that :3

the british are weak, we have found their achilles heel

I can totally vouch for this. I’m British and I tried Hershey’s once, sure biting into it was okay but I wasn’t prepared for the vomit after-taste that accompanies it >.< How the fuck do you people eat that shit I don’t know